A Worthwhile Book Signing

Publishers have been lining up at the White House because Laura Bush wants to write her memoirs shortly after moving out in January. George W, on the other hand, will probably have to wait a few years before writing any kind of book (apparently being unpopular doesn't help with the sales). But you know when he does write his first book, it's gonna change the world. I honestly have no idea what he'd write about, but I'd imagine it'd be something like this:

• Y'all Were Dreaming, This is What Really Happened During My Two Terms, Bitches!
• Tuesdays with Kim Jong
• My Wife('s Book) Sucks
• Where's Waldo: WMD Edition
  
• Cookin' with Dubya: Recipes for Sucksex

Or it'll just be a collection of doodles on meeting agendas.